STINKY CHEESE MAN AND OTHER FAIRLY STUPID TALES-Pict Puffin

The stories in this wacky book include the following: - Chicken Licken - The Really Ugly Duckling - The Tortoise and the Hair - Cinderumpelstiltskin - Little Red Running Shorts - Jack's Bean Problem ...and much, much more (you get the idea)! ' So the funky, crazy chicken says: 'What is THIS doing here? And WHO are you? What're YOU lookin' at? Why do you care about this book? And what's all that ISBN business about, up there? I mean, who will buy this book anyway? Over fifty pages of nonesense and I'm only in three of the stories! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...' and so on. He never really does shut up.